Emojis For Our Time

Spent the day phone bingeing, and dealing with nefarious property managers. Was looking for suitable emojis. Lots of symbols depicting horseback riding, surfing and water polo. Do surfers send emojis?

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Multiple pictures of Olympic style medals, caps and gowns. I haven’t won an olympic medal.

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I didn’t find many emojis depicting sedentary activities, cynicism and guile. How about one for internet bingeing? Fast food? There’s an eggplant. A chestnut. A china plate flanked by a metal fork and knife.

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There’s a olive oil amphora from ancient Greece:

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There’s flags of every country. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡½ Will I need a Swedish flag? It’s hard to say, but a symbol that I once again spent the whole day in bed would be useful. We need emojis depicting sloth, gluttony, corruption, and oppression in 21st century America. A picture of an American holding a giant soda. Buying fast food at a drive through. The different fast food companies, other corporations. A woman fighting off a pervert, a man fighting off a pervert….government oppression, government spying, technology, technology companies…over indulgent dog owners, gluten freeness, bichon frisses, golden retrievers, weight gain, SUV’s, traffic jams, government stupidity, working three jobs, vices ….. binge watching TV…..living on a couch….

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