Ellen’s Dogs Denounce Her

Ellen Degeneres’ dogs joined the chorus of voices decrying her personality problems saying, “We were forbidden to look at her.”  “She used to put us in the trunk of the car instead of letting us ride on the seats.” and “Portia is being held hostage.”

Asked what it was like to be Ellen’s animal companions, they said they knew there were challenges but hoped it was an entry level position that could lead to being adopted by another celebrity, preferably on the beach in Malibu.

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