Don't ask why. I need someone to invent an aerosol cocaine antidote. Sometimes self-care doesn't have to be a bubble bath. Sometimes self-care can mean drinking yourself into a stupor or beating up that person who really needed it.
Tag: comedy
How important is glowing?
Cause I told my date my face as covered with snail slime and he didn't respond well. Emily Ratatouille knows a lot about skin because she shows most of hers on a daily basis.
Today I saved $10,000 on but implants by having a big ass
What could go wrong?
I knew it was wrong
Belated posts from Easter 2018: I had planned to save the rest of the marshmallow peeps for Easter Sunday. To celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Saviour. Unfortunately, something else happened. Like all fine foods, marshmallow peeps deserve to be accompanied by an appropriate beverage. I made Darjeeling tea, which I was also not … Continue reading I knew it was wrong
Cause It's Like That 