I would kick myself out of bed, but then I'd be lying on the floor.
Tag: Humor
How important is glowing?
Cause I told my date my face as covered with snail slime and he didn't respond well. Emily Ratatouille knows a lot about skin because she shows most of hers on a daily basis.
Today I saved $10,000 on but implants by having a big ass
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“Your cat is partying right now…”
The Weird Fruit Explorer has a huge following on YouTube. Discussions are lively. He tried a black sapote, reputed to taste like chocolate pudding, although the community was bitterly divided on that. Some of the participants were on their own frequencies.
What could go wrong?
I knew it was wrong
Belated posts from Easter 2018: I had planned to save the rest of the marshmallow peeps for Easter Sunday. To celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Saviour. Unfortunately, something else happened. Like all fine foods, marshmallow peeps deserve to be accompanied by an appropriate beverage. I made Darjeeling tea, which I was also not … Continue reading I knew it was wrong
You’ll know there’s time travel
when you see a Jewish chick added to the background singers at Motown.
Cause It's Like That 