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World’s Worst Recipe?

#NotAMillenial

Too tired from shopping to photograph new purchases artistically for blog. Already “unboxed” and in kitchen. Soon will be probably used for actual cooking tasks.

I relearned how to learn

I unlearned the process where you receive knowledge handed down by brilliant people over six millennia and learned to randomly stab at buttons on a screen.

Memo to America

Put your asses back in your clothes.

I sent youse guys…

The Unnameable?

Have you noticed people who seem to pronounce their names differently every time they say them? Currently, they are mostly millennials. I dealt with a Kiley/Calley/Kileen situation. I dealt with a Achiote/Selente/Selwanna.* I dealt with a name that sounded like a cat coughing up a furball. All of these people are American born. The co-workers … Continue reading The Unnameable? →

World gone awry?

It's 4:40 pm. on New Years Eve. I'm trying to get some sun and downtime in a field adjacent to some government buildings. It's 20 minutes past quitting time for gov't work here. There's someone in a gov't storehouse blasting a radio. If you can't count on gov't employees to leave their jobs like bats … Continue reading World gone awry? →

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Just a tip

if you are a "pregnant" celebrity; the womb is below the waist. In a human female. Most pregnancies encompass your whole front, not just the middle third of your belly. Pregnancies have a weight to them, and are not, in fact, made of styrofoam. They are there every day and get larger as time goes … Continue reading Just a tip →