Category: Humor

I knew it was wrong

Belated posts from Easter 2018: I had planned to save the rest of the marshmallow peeps for Easter Sunday. To celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Saviour.  Unfortunately, something else happened. Like all fine foods, marshmallow peeps deserve to be accompanied by an appropriate beverage. I made Darjeeling tea, which I was also not … Continue reading I knew it was wrong →

I tried to buy a bell pepper from a millennial at the farmers market

They normally come two to a bag. I wanted to buy a lone one that had escaped. The owner said to sell it to me. The millennial at the cash register said it was impossible because there was no way to know the price of it. I asked how much the bags of two were. … Continue reading I tried to buy a bell pepper from a millennial at the farmers market →

Emojis For A New America

Among the pictures of eggplants and Olympic medals, I found emojis for 21st Century America: 🍟 🍔 🍿 🌮 🌯 ☕ 🍺 💊 💉🍼 🏠🏦🏚🏕⛺ 📱📲🔌💻⌨🖱🖲💳💸🔗🔫🚬⚰🛢🛒☣🗡📳👿👹💀☠👽😈🤡🙈🙉🙊👨‍🍳👨‍💻🕵️‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️🤳♨️🎢🚔🚓🚒🛌🌫🌊🔥🕹🎮⛾ 😲🖕 🤤🤕🤑🤒🙏🐑 Here's some we will need less of: 🏅🥇🥈🥉🎖🏆😁💝🛍💎🏇🏊‍♂️🤺🤹‍♂️🚵‍♀️🍽