Review: Cappello’s Grain Free Pepperoni Pizza

In the past year and a half I've been challenged by grain allergies. I looked for a grain-free pizza in the freezer at Whole Foods. One choice contained sorghum, amaranth and teff. I wondered if those ingredients would be too much like wheat, contain phytic acid or gluten-like compounds. Cappello's Grain Free Pepperoni Pizza contained … Continue reading Review: Cappello’s Grain Free Pepperoni Pizza

I tried to buy a bell pepper from a millennial at the farmers market

They normally come two to a bag. I wanted to buy a lone one that had escaped. The owner said to sell it to me. The millennial at the cash register said it was impossible because there was no way to know the price of it. I asked how much the bags of two were. … Continue reading I tried to buy a bell pepper from a millennial at the farmers market

Emojis For A New America

Among the pictures of eggplants and Olympic medals, I found emojis for 21st Century America: 🍟 🍔 🍿 🌮 🌯 ☕ 🍺 💊 💉🍼 🏠🏦🏚🏕⛺ 📱📲🔌💻⌨🖱🖲💳💸🔗🔫🚬⚰🛢🛒☣🗡📳👿👹💀☠👽😈🤡🙈🙉🙊👨‍🍳👨‍💻🕵️‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️🤳♨️🎢🚔🚓🚒🛌🌫🌊🔥🕹🎮⛾ 😲🖕 🤤🤕🤑🤒🙏🐑 Here's some we will need less of: 🏅🥇🥈🥉🎖🏆😁💝🛍💎🏇🏊‍♂️🤺🤹‍♂️🚵‍♀️🍽

Emojis For Our Time

Spent the day phone bingeing, and dealing with nefarious property managers. Was looking for suitable emojis. Lots of symbols depicting horseback riding, surfing and water polo. Do surfers send emojis? Multiple pictures of Olympic style medals, caps and gowns. I haven't won an olympic medal. 🎖 🏅 🥇 🥈 🥉 👨‍🎓 👩‍🎓 🎓 I didn't … Continue reading Emojis For Our Time